Doorway to Heaven by Kendall Curtis
The students, walking through a park, suddenly encounter a door promising a heavenly visit. Some enter to meet loved ones who have passed, or historical figures of fame and even infamy. But KENDALL, who always manages to see topics from a unique perspective, creates a self-possessed YouTuber who discovers TCS and its treasure-trove of creativity.
DOORWAY TO HEAVEN
What’s up YouTubers? It’s your boy, Dumpster Fire James. On today’s video we are going to be finding the perfect door for my $500 million dollar mansion. Shoutout to kittymeowmeow100 for the $666 dollar donation. I’ll read your comment: “Go to Druid Hill Park and you’ll find the best door in the world.”
Isn’t that like in the hood? I don’t want to get robbed or anything. You know
what? For my loyal subjects, I’ll do it. But it’s a long drive, so send me some gas money, peasants.
The Drive There…
Hey guys, my tire went flat but I won’t let that bring me down. The repair man is on the way. Ok guys, the tire is fixed, but now my therapist is calling me and telling me she’s having visions of me dying. But you know…yolo. I’m
10 minutes away guys.
Walking Through the Park…
Guys, it’s your boy, and your boy is kind of freaked out. I keep seeing these people hunched over with needles. I didn’t know so many people had diabetes. That’s why I always say, “taking care of me is like taking care of yourself.”
And for you kittymeowmeow100, I don’t see any doors. I really hate liars so you will be banned from my channel and my dad is going to seize your house.
Wait *flips camera* Do you guys see that? It’s the most beautiful door I have ever seen. It has all of my favorite colors. Look at that green and orange. That blue is no joke though. I NEED THIS DOOR. let’s check it out before I call my movers.
Why won’t this stupid thing open? Stupid door, stupid colors, and kittymeowmeow100, YOU HAVE A STUPID FACE.
Well guys, I guess our hunt for the perfect door will have to continue tomorrow. What, wait! *door slowly creaks open*
NEVER MIND. WE IN.
This bright light will be perfect for my studio room, and for tanning and making my abs look like a toasty treat. Wait! Why are all these boxes in here? These look like writings. These all have weird titles: The Dawn of Man; The White Box; The Power of Chocolate; The Blue Rose…who comes up with these?
Whoever is writing these needs to start writing the scripts for my videos. This is amazing. Wait, these boxes all say The Community School. So you’re telling me kids are writing these? No way…they’re definitely using ChatGPT.
The Community School. Mmm, I’m gonna search it up. This place looks small, like scary small.
Hey guys, it says here they’re only six minutes away. I have to tell them that the one and only Dumpster Fire Boy loves their writings.
Six Minutes Later…
Hey what’s up peeps? We are about to open the door to the most clever minds I think I have ever seen.
“Hey kids, it’s your boy Dumpster Fire, and I just want to say that I love your work and you should keep up with the good work so that one day you can be as important , beautiful , and hilarious as I… BANG! *Mr.Tom slams door.*
And that kids is why you don’t do drugs.
Kendall Curtis
February 9th , 2024