Rich Kid Christmas/Poor Kid Christmas by Spencer Erdossy
Rich Kid Christmas
It’s morning, oh yea it’s my big day. It’s time for more stacks. Oh yea those stacks that you look at and you just wanna cry. Not the sad cry, but the cry that just makes you so happy. I’m talking about the green. Forget the tree. I’m talking about that real pretty green, with the face on it… mhm mhm mhm. I can smell it now. I wonder how many stacks I’m getting this Christmas. I can tell you one thing it better be at least three. Oh no not just three. I mean three if you know what I’m talking about. Swimming in money it’s a part of Christmas.
Mom, Pops can you get me the new Bugatti Chiron 2018. Sure, anything for you Timothy. Mom, Pops can you get me that beach house I told you about last week. Timothy, anything for you. Mom, pops don’t forget about my other list. I need everything on there.
Are you kidding me right now? You can’t be serious. Wow! That’s it I’m done with you guys. You know I wanted the blue one. How can you seriously get me the red one? This is the worst christmas ever. How am I supposed to drive down the street in a red Bugatti? I’m twenty two. I have a reputation. That’s it. Take it back and get me the blue one, now! Go! I can’t look at either of you.
Poor Kid Christmas
It’s morning. No presents, nothing. My mom and dad are both working. They both work really hard. I can’t wait to see them when they get home at two. I got my mom a brand new pair of shoes. Whatever you do, please do not tell her. You best believe I worked hard for those shoes. I got my dad his favorite soda. My dad is a simple guy. He doesn’t care for presents much. So if you tell him, he probably won’t care much.
Mom! Dad! Merry Christmas! Go look under the tree. I got you both something. Jeremy, you shouldn’t have. You need to save your money for a rainy day. I know, I know, but I really wanted to get you guys something. Thanks a lot. This means a lot to me, sweety. I needed a new pair of shoes, mine have holes in them. Thanks for the soda, buddy. I’m about to go make a cup right now.
Jeremy, I’m sorry we couldn’t get you anything. We both have too many bills to pay. We promise after the new year we will get you something. No don’t worry about it. This Christmas is about you. Thank you for everything, and being wonderful parents.
Spencer Erdossy
12/22/2017